a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
(Source: sofiajonze, via intergalacticskittles)
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
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I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
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